Trump Picks El Chapo to Run D.E.A. - The New Yorker

Trump said that El Chapo’s “tremendous success in the private sector” showed that he has what it takes to “shake things up” at the D.E.A.

(via Trump Picks El Chapo to Run D.E.A. - The New Yorker)

BTW, The Borowitz report is satire. It’s clearly tagged as satire.