Not many people know this, but there's a War on, right now!
— Donald J. Turnip (@reaDonaldTurnip) July 4, 2018
I could win this war by myself because I'm the best Fighter there is. But I've got these Bone Spurs in my left...or is it my right...Anyway, if not for them it'd be all over, because wars are EASY!#SecondCivilWarLetters