Avoid unkind generalizations like equating the jailing of ethnic minorities with some malevolent form of fascism. Consider that we all have different perspectives stemming from things like age, ethnicity, or level of racism.via Tips For Staying Civil While Debating Child Prisons
SAN SALVADOR, EL SALVADOR—Praising U.S. law enforcement officials for the unfettered cruelty they have unleashed along the Mexican border, MS-13 gang leader Edwin Manica Flores admitted Tuesday that observing ICE’s work in recent weeks has provided him with quite a bit of inspiration. “Serious…MS-13 Gang Leader Getting Some Pretty Great Ideas From Watching ICE Work
“we would have never thought of keeping kids in a cage like that—in fact, that’s kind of off-limits for us—but you can’t deny the genius behind it”
For many pedophiles, it’s impossible to make ends meet. These sex criminals are often shunned both socially and professionally, making it extremely difficult for them to find any sort of gainful employment.via A Second Chance: This Amazing Organization Helps Disgraced Pedophiles Rebuild Their Lives By Getting Them Elected To Political Office
Snowflake Hannity plays victim card.
We will all miss you, Diamond Joe.
Like any other socially conscious woman, I am a firm believer in gender equality. Ending workplace discrimination, making reproductive health care affordable—I’ve championed these goals my whole life. They’re important to me, and that’s why the feminist movement frustrates me so much. I’m sorry, but I simply cannot and will not support feminism if it means murdering all men.
The Onion. This is just too funny.
Clickhole is doing to new media what The Onion did to old media.
A classic. And still funny.
Drenched in drying blood and limping slightly, New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg triumphantly stated this morning that the city’s longstanding homeless problem had finally been solved. “Homelessness is over—it’s not a problem anymore,” a winded Bloomberg said to a City Hall press conference while gripping the lectern tightly to prevent his hands from shaking. “I fixed the problem. Problem solved.”
The Onion. Wow.
> lead researcher Brian Dalton, explaining that the gulf separating multimillionaires from common, typically pervasive actualities such as financial hardship, spending limitations, hunger, want, doubt, discomfort of any kind, and consequences for their actions is now the largest since 1985
Let God’s will be done.
'You Are Our Supreme Leader,' Legions Of Miniature Pauls Say In Unison
The Onion on Michelle Obama’s speech.
Following a 20-minute period in which the executive and his colleague sampled a lobster broth hors doeuvre arriving compliments of the chef and listened to the maitre d explain how the lobster had been flown in from Maine that morning, Byatt reasoned that, although it pained him to say so, his company could definitely stand to lose about a dozen people in sales, and roughly another 15 or 20 in the marketing and production divisions.