Zamboni

Zamboni Camp


How many times have you watched the Zamboni driving around the rink and thought, “I want to drive that thing!!” Here is your chance to learn about it and finish your day by driving one. The Ice Ranch is offering 2 hour courses on the history, safety, and operation of Ice re-surfacers.
via Zamboni Camp


This is a real thing. Who else wants to go?

Tweets for 2014-02-09

  1. Watching pairs skating. When the height difference is more than a foot, it looks like a man skating with his daughter. #Sochi2014 #Sochi
  2. I keep forgetting that Quidditch is a summer olympics sport. #Sochi
  3. Athletes should compete wearing all the medals they have previously won. #sochi
  4. How fast would a speed skater have to be traveling to jump a Zamboni? How fast would a Zamboni have to go to jump a speed skater? #Zamboni
  5. Would a #Zamboni fit in the luge track? And how could I explain it to security?
  6. I can’t watch ski jumping without thinking of “The Agony of Defeat” from the wide world of sports. #Sochi2014 #Sochi
  7. If ice dancing is a medal event, then #Zamboni racing and Zamboni ice painting should be events too.

Tweets for 2014-02-08

  1. It would have been cool if a shirtless Putin ripped open the one olympic ring that open by itself. While riding on a polar bear.
  2. I can’t watch ski jumping without thinking of “The Agony of Defeat” from the wide world of sports. #Sochi2014 #Sochi
  3. If ice dancing is a medal event, then #Zamboni racing and Zamboni ice painting should be events too.
  4. The speed skating tracks would be perfect for #Zamboni racing. Zamboni 5000m race.
  5. I bet you could draw on the ice with a #Zamboni etch-a-sketch style. Freestyle Zamboni Ice Painting.
  6. I wonder if you could ice skate behind a #Zamboni like water skiing.
  7. The Broken Snowflake feels like an ominous warning. The rings are trying to tell us something. #Sochi2014 #SochiFail
  8. It would have been cool if a shirtless Putin ripped open the one olympic ring that open by itself. While riding on a polar bear.
  9. The pictures of #Sochi remind me of the fake Kazakhstan in the #Borat movie.
  10. Zamboni + curling stones = Ice Polo. Someone with access to a #Zamboni should make this happen.

Tweets for 2014-02-07

  1. It would have been cool if a shirtless Putin ripped open the one olympic ring that open by itself. While riding on a polar bear.
  2. The Broken Snowflake feels like an ominous warning. The rings are trying to tell us something. #Sochi2014 #SochiFail
  3. It would have been cool if a shirtless Putin ripped open the one olympic ring that open by itself. While riding on a polar bear.
  4. The pictures of #Sochi remind me of the fake Kazakhstan in the #Borat movie.
  5. Zamboni + curling stones = Ice Polo. Someone with access to a #Zamboni should make this happen.
  6. We have freestyle skiing, snowboarding and skating but no freestyle Zamboni? Not fair. #Zamboni
  7. Ski jump distances should be measured in Meters, Feet and Zambonis. #Zamboni
  8. Once again, the winter Olympics totally misses the opportunity to add #Zamboni themed events.
  9. Every four years I think of curling. And what it might look like to send a curling stone down the luge track. Or ski jump.
  10. Lego Movie commercial features the wilhelm scream. #wilhelm